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Where the hell are you?

Don’t you know I’m sick of cold?

Where the hell are you??


Naughty Haiku For Sailor

Hey, there Sailor Man

When you’re done there at the helm

Come home and take mine


Why, Dog, why the poo?

Two minutes out of the house

You don’t carry it!


Don’t eat that shitzu

He is one-tenth your size and

He might not taste good


What’s that you rolled in?

Oh, Dog! Can’t you smell the stink?!

You’re getting Fabreezed!

Haiku on Your Imminent Demise

Oh, fat troglodyte

Take care. If you fall downstairs

I will laugh. A lot

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Haiku on the Noisy Gag-Toy We Hid in Your Cubicle

Some worship silence

I worship annoyance and

Smile as you go mad