1327009-carla-of-the-antartic-0You know it’s cold outside when your hairdryer decides to break,

And you’re late for class,

So you push a hat down on your bean as you hurry out the door and hope to not get hypothermia,

And the car takes forever to turn over because the engine block it probably frozen,

And you manage to slide a full 15 feet in the school parking lot without falling on your keister,

And you get to class and you pull off your hat and everyone is staring you…

…because your hair is frozen solid.