images2.jpegOh, Vladimir, you know how much I hate it when you play coy.

So don’t think I don’t I know that this Medvedev fella is just a front. Playing Christian to your Cyrano, and no matter how much I love playing Roxanne in this little triangle, I don’t care for it.

And seriously, the flights over US territory? Next thing I know you’ll be driving by my house at all hours of the night, placing hang-up phone calls, starting rumors about us at school, and accidentally bumping into me in the lunch line. Dear heart, if you want to ask me out, just do it already. This shy-boy act is so tiring.

Besides, I think you know what my answer will be.

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