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Where the hell are you?
Don’t you know I’m sick of cold?
Where the hell are you??
Naughty Haiku For Sailor
Hey, there Sailor Man
When you’re done there at the helm
Come home and take mine
#1
Why, Dog, why the poo?
Two minutes out of the house
You don’t carry it!
#2
Don’t eat that shitzu
He is one-tenth your size and
He might not taste good
#3
What’s that you rolled in?
Oh, Dog! Can’t you smell the stink?!
You’re getting Fabreezed!
Haiku on Your Imminent Demise
Oh, fat troglodyte
Take care. If you fall downstairs
I will laugh. A lot
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Haiku on the Noisy Gag-Toy We Hid in Your Cubicle
Some worship silence
I worship annoyance and
Smile as you go mad
