Haiku on A Dog Walk, in 3 Parts

#1

Why, Dog, why the poo?

Two minutes out of the house

You don’t carry it!

#2

Don’t eat that shitzu

He is one-tenth your size and

He might not taste good

#3

What’s that you rolled in?

Oh, Dog! Can’t you smell the stink?!

You’re getting Febreezed!


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