Haiku on Your Imminent Demise

Oh, fat troglodyte

Take care. If you fall downstairs

I will laugh. A lot

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Haiku on the Noisy Gag-Toy We Hid in Your Cubicle

Some worship silence

I worship annoyance and

Smile as you go mad